Anyhow, here is the letter I wrote. Is it too much? Not enough? Do I convey just how annoyed I am??
To Whom it May Concern:
Your Mix and Match stockings with the lace garter suck. It's only 1:00 in the afternoon and I've already had to run to the ladies room 7 times because the garter strap came undone from the stocking. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have one stocking falling off your leg not to mention the snap of the garter strap on you ass as you are walking along? I can tell you, it's not fun.
I’d return them but I know all the store would do is repackage them and sell them to some other poor women who will have nothing but frustration as a result. I can assure you that I will never EVER be buying anything else made by your company if you can’t get something as simple as stockings to work.
Also, I’ve tried multiple times to send this very same message through your website and each time it’s telling me that it cannot be submitted because all the fields where not “properly filled in”. I think I know how to enter a city, state and my god damn name. Fix your stockings. Fix your site.
Sincerely and extremely unhappily,