Quote of the day: “Eat my revolutions, blue monkey!” El Seed, the Tick.
Song of the day: “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin
State of mind: O.K.
I was watching the news last night and they did a ‘human interest’ story about an old folks home just north of my fair city. Apparently at this home is a resident that three years ago established the new tradition where all the old folks would waddle or shuffle or roll outside into the bitter cold and in unison yell out “hootie hoo!” in order to scare away winter!
I am not making this up.
Since they are out there, I thought of a few other things that they should yell at that won’t go away either:
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and the phrase “baby bump”
All of my insecurities
People who use the word “Bling”
People who make their pets dress up in matching outfits… and when I say ‘people’, I mean Paris Hilton.
Those people that voluntarily go on Jerry Springer- especially the ones that are on there because their two year old child weighs 170 lbs and they have the nerve to say their child can eat whatever they want whenever they want, even a whole bag of Cheetos before bedtime when oh so caring audience members point out that they are killing their kids slowly. ‘He’s my boy and I can feed him what I want!’ Someone neuter those people please! (Or run up to them and yell “Hootie Hoo”!!)
Speaking of things that are too fat, did you see this video? Holy cow! I mean, cat.
Firefly quote of the day:
JAYNE: He looked bigger when I couldn't see him