Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Girls Are Back in Town

Quick note: "Gilmore Girls" is new tonight. Yay. I hate the winter hiatus.
Back to the astronaut/caveman argument in progress...

16 comments:

mr. schprock said...

Thank you! Now, to continue:

The after-school special ending to the caveman-astronaut fight would be when Og and Lieutenant Commander Bruce Braxton realize they both were abandoned by their fathers at the age of three, and, after one drops his club and the other his Zappo-Ray Disintegrator Gun, they fiercely hug each other and wail together, "Why, daddy, why?"

NYPinTA said...

I'm just wondering how that converstation would go... *bam wap bang, caveman pauses* 'hey, you look kinda familiar? Who's your daddy?' (and by default, since this fight is taking place in the distant past Og then become the first person to ever utter that phrase. Go Og!) and then Bruce Braxton picks up his bloody beaten head and says, 'you kinda look like my daddy.'
That is wrong. So wrong.

trinamick said...

Yay for the Gilmore Girls!

And the Lifetime version would end with Meredith Baxter running over both Og and Braxton with her car in revenge for her lover fathering children with other women. Then she would write a book about it while in prison.

LL said...

This debate has truly become enlightening.

Anyone care to ponder how it would go if the cavemen and astronauts were roomies on the Real World?

Spirit Of Owl said...

LL, you know, in many ways, they are.

John said...

The Happy Days ending would have the caveman and astronaut compete in a series of challanges, culminating when Og, fitted with waterskis jumps over a shark.

Jim Donahue said...

Good Lord--Luke STILL hasn't told Lorelei about his kid???

Spirit Of Owl said...

In the Flintsones ending the cavemen and Fred and the gang would jump into the spaceship to escape the astronauts, but Fred would have to come back out to light the fuse wire, and get locked out so that he ended up banging on the spaceship's door bellowing, "Wilmaaaaaa!"

trinamick said...

Luke's gonna get in trouble...

What a dope. Hang a noose around his neck and he'd be a Dope on a Rope.

John said...

Speaking of the Flintstones, isn't whole the caveman vs. astronuat thing a lot like the Jetsons Meet the Flintstones?

NYPinTA said...

I don't know. Did they fight? Who won?

NYPinTA said...

Good Lord--Luke STILL hasn't told Lorelei about his kid???
No kidding! What an idiot.
BTW- I didn't like the dress. Am I the only one?

John said...

"I don't know. Did they fight? Who won?"

After nearly an hour and a half of hilarious fish-out-of-water hyjinx, both families were brutally annihilated at the cold, uncaring hands of Rosie the robot, who then feeds what was left of their bodies into the Flintstones' talking pig garbage disposal. The scene fades out Rosie laughing maniacally, later joined by the pig. The pig looks into the camera, shrugs and says, "Eh, it's a living."

Good movie you should buy it.

trinamick said...

"BTW- I didn't like the dress. Am I the only one?"

I thought it was hideous. It looked like someone had stapled a nasty doiley to the front of it. For someone who is usually styling, that was a big misstep.

I had to laugh at her description of the bridesmaid's dress. "Two words: hoop skirt. Tangerine. The only way to make it better would be more ruffles." LOL! I think I wore that exact dress in a wedding once.

NYPinTA said...

Haha. I just love Lorelie (sp) and Rory when they aren't fighting!
And of course, anything that comes out of Paris's mouth is hysterical.
But man oh man, that dress was awful.

LL said...

Dress? What dress... :innocent: